New recruit

OFFICER: son, you understand that you're younger than we usually allow but we're making an exception for a drummer? BOY: yes sir. OFFICER: does your ma and pa know you're here? BOY: yes sir. OFFICER: you understand that you'll be treated just like all the other soldiers? BOY: yes sir. OFFICER: you understand that if you commence to missing your ma and pa that you can't go home? BOY: yes sir. OFFICER: and you understand that if you attempt to leave, we'll hunt you down? BOY: yes sir.

OFFICER: raise your right hand and repeat after me ...


Welcome to the Army soldier.